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Y'all recall me seeing Justin Theroux and Justin Theroux's low-slung pants the other week? Well some paparazzo must've caught wind and decided to document such a spectacle themselves and JJ's got the goods, seen above. They even zoomed in! So ya see, I don't lie. So believe me when I tell you I'm pretty sure I saw Jennifer Aniston's thigh in the backseat of a car at the same spot a couple of days ago. I mean, the thigh was still attached to her. It wasn't just a thigh, that would've been grody. Anyway it was hard to tell what with it being the backseat of a dark car but I think it was her, and Justin, and it's possible there was canoodling involved. Canoodling! I'm a gossiping fiend!

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This one's for the Starf*cker record books, my friends - on my way to the subway from my office tonight I saw Justin Theroux leaning on his motorcycle all bearded and biker'd up in leather very much like above. We made lingering eye contact! The kicker - his pants hang low and his black underpants were tight and I was basically getting an eyeful of Theroux ass. Within touching distance! Oh, delight.

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... a picture of Justin Theroux and Jared Leto standing so close together (via) would've gotten a big reaction from me. But now... not mucha nuthin. What happened?

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