Anne Hathaway Catwoman

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Alright so this gallery of pictures of Matthew Bomer at some videogame endorsement celebrity football game thing has put several thoughts onto my mind. 

First off, this picture below is screaming for a caption isn't it?

That dude's pulling down his shorts! Course if I were playing football with Matthew Bomer I'd try to yank off his shorts too. (Okay if I were within five hundred feet of Bomer I'd try to yank off his shorts, regardless of what was going on, it's true.) I do wish we had a better view of Bomer in that shot but it's also screaming for this side-by-side:

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Oh and Matty also gave us a whiff of abs:
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God he's so perfect he's hateful. My final thought on this set of pictures? That I totally thought his jersey said FLAMERS the first time I read it and I thought, finally! He's come out and told us! Alas.

A very happy 77th birthday to Louise Fletcher!

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The Bell-ified bikini?

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I don't think I've pointed it out since noticing it around the time they crammed her into one for Heroes, but Kristen Bell has been put into a lot of bikinis in her career. She doesn't seem to mind, and she certainly shouldn't be shaped like that, but it's still a... theme, you might say. If you got it flaunt it and Kristen Bell has got it and then some. Here at MNPP we do adore her and we can't wait for her new TV show, bikini or no bikini, so we wish her the happiest of 31st birthdays today!

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When I saw the above picture of Chris Evans in the new issue of Men's Health there on the left I immediately thought of Reese Witherspoon reacting to her 50s era bra in Pleasantville:

Chris Evans could like kill a guy with those things.

(And yes, that would be the sweetest death ever.)

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And yes, with the lovely and voluptuous Varla from Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (RIP Tura Santana) headlining today's banner today's all about the giant breasts, apparently. I've been infected with RussMeyeritis. Aaaaoooooga!

The skimpy horror speedo?

David Duchovny on The X-Files (see more here),

Paul Satterfield in Creepshow 2 (see more here),

or Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th (see more here)?

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I couldn't think of a horror movie/show where an actor wore a white speedo - you've gotta be pretty daring slash confident to wear a speedo at all, but even more so to wear a white one - so in honor of Independence Day weekend we'll have to do with the Red, Yellow and Blue instead. Close enough.

Bookish boarding school frizz?

Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway) in The Princess Diaries, or

Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) in Harry Potter?

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Cybernetic innards gunk?

Bishop (Lance Henriksen) in Aliens

or Ash (Ian Holm) in Alien?

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