Anne Hathaway Catwoman

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I'd love to leave this post to that picture alone because that picture alone is fucking hysterical, but to clear up who that bum belongs to I'll add one more down below.

Anyway happy birthday Greta, my beloved! Can't wait to see you in Whit Stillman's new movie (and perhaps wash the stink of the not-your-fault-at-all Arthur remake away).

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I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Jason Momoa: Sun & Stars or Sand & Surf?

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And a happy 32nd birthday to him today.
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And happy 38th birthday, Eduardo Noriega!

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... you can learn from:

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Can you believe that WHAS has been out ten whole years today? I've seen this movie a dozen times over and oh how we laugh and laugh. Of memories past and wonderful things. There's a nice little commemorative post over at The Film Experience. There was supposed to be a cast-studded party in Brooklyn in honor of the film's anniversary last night but it got pushed to next week, but I'll be there! I hope Paul Rudd's there in just his Andy costume.

Or perhaps Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian Black can reenact
their most famous and tender lovemaking for us?

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Or maybe Chris Meloni will hump a fridge!

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I will die if that happens in front of me.

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I hate asking this question. HATE IT. But it's Bryan Fuller's birthday and I stumbled upon this heretofore-unseen-by-me behind-the-scenes picture from Wonderfalls (via) and my hands are tied, I have to ask this question now.

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Ugh it's awful! I cannot pick! Cannot! Impossible! Awful! Ugh! I love them both too much! This is all your fault, Bryan Fuller! Damn you! Or you know, uh, happy birthday you wonderful man!
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And a happy 41st birthday to Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who can currently be seen playing incesty kid-tosser Jamie Lannister the Kingslayer on HBO's A Game of Thrones. Well not currently currently, since we're in between seasons, but you know what I mean. Have you guys seen the beard he's currently rocking?

Good god do I love a scruffy blond. I assume this is for the second season, where Jamie finds himself, um, cut off from shaving supplies. You'd think that a man with a jawline as blessedly pronounced as his would lose something by covering it up but nope, he still looks dropped from Mt. Olympus.

Anyway in honor of his birthday, I've assembled a good old-fashioned gratuitous post in his honor. He's someone I've posted on before so you can find more pictures of him by clicking here and scanning through our older dalliances - you'll especially want to click on this post, warning NSFW and behold true glory - but after the jump I've got several more shots of ever prurient interest. Also NSFW. Hit it!

Happy 52nd birthday, Kevin Spacey.

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A very happy 77th birthday to Louise Fletcher!

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... you can learn from:

The Virgin Suicides (1999)

A happy 33rd birthday to Josh Hartnett today.

He's a stone fox.

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I only have a vague recollection of the trailer for the fourth Mission: Impossible film and I can't be bothered to watch it again right now before rambling my mouth off, but do we even see Josh Holloway in it? I hope that they murder Tom Cruise half an hour in and he and Jeremy Renner take over from there. That would be pleasant. Anyway happy birthday Josh, I miss Sawyer, the end.

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Stephen Stills in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,

or Scooby Livingston in Storytelling?

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Stephen's got the sexy beard and hot guitar skills, but Scooby'll let ya blow him when he's stoned. And the happiest of 31st birthdays to Mark Webber today!

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The Bell-ified bikini?

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I don't think I've pointed it out since noticing it around the time they crammed her into one for Heroes, but Kristen Bell has been put into a lot of bikinis in her career. She doesn't seem to mind, and she certainly shouldn't be shaped like that, but it's still a... theme, you might say. If you got it flaunt it and Kristen Bell has got it and then some. Here at MNPP we do adore her and we can't wait for her new TV show, bikini or no bikini, so we wish her the happiest of 31st birthdays today!

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Okay everybody, this is it! I'm off for the remainder of my birthday - did I mention that it's my birthday? - to do birthday-ish things, as one does on their birthday, three whole days of birthday-ish things - hooray for Friday birthdays! - can I say the word birthday again? Birthday, birthday, birthday! Anyway poof, I'm gone. Y'all use this post to tell me what you think of Harry Potter of course! I'll be seeing it tomorrow, but I'm sure some of you guys have already seen it. Share! (Birthday.)

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And happy birthday to me!

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Happy 69, Harrison Ford! (pics via)

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I thought I was fresh outta pictures of Cheyenne to post for this here birthday of his (click here for the rest) but somebody went and took some caps from the video of his photo-shoot for Out magazine last Fall and they're plenty eye candy, I'd say. Wouldn't you say? I say.

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Aww remember when Heroes was a thing? That was brief. At least we'll always have the Bryan Fuller scripted episodes to cherish. Anyway according to his IMDb page Milo's still actively working so good on him. But I think he and Jason Behr should team up for a Supernatural-ish show where they're brothers in a world filled with [fill in the blank with something spooky] but the twist is instead of being total cock-teases like Padackles are these brothers totally do it, all the time. It's genius! Hand me my Emmy now!