Anne Hathaway Catwoman

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Today is a day for fulfilling promises nobody remember I made! A few weeks ago I mentioned Channing Tatum's "period-specific bedclothes" in the Roman-soldier-on-slave-boy movie The Eagle. Well now that I've actually got a copy of the movie on DVD so I figured I'd cap said sight. So that is what I am doing. Right now.

Unfortunately as you can see this scene's shot way too dark so I still can't really tell what's going on down there even having lightened up the picture a bunch. Is that some kind of old-timey jockstrap situation? Who knows. What a tease! He'll gladly wiggle his eager buns in front of a crowd of dollar-snapping bachelorette parties but he won't tell his director to turn the lights up a couple notches? Shame on you, Channing.

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... in theaters and the closest I ever came to reviewing it was, shockingly, one time mentioning the above moment with Channing in the finest of period-specific fur bedclothes. Huh. I can scarcely remember the movie now, these few months later. I recall Tahar Rahim showing some needed presence under barbarian war-paint and Jamie Bell getting into an extended kerfuffle wearing nothing but low-slung leather pants. Anyway it's out on DVD today so all this can be yours, the end!
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You'd have thought he'd have learned his lesson with Jonathan Tucker in The Deep End but he's kept it up anyway, pawing at Jamie Bell in Undertow and Adam Brody in Death in Love. (And that's not counting Ryan Phillippe in The Lincoln Lawyer, who was too old for "twink" status at that point, even if he was once King of the Twinks.)

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Oh and Happy Birthday, Josh!

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