Anne Hathaway Catwoman

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And a happy 39th birthday to the sexy Kiwi this fine day. To those of you who braved Priest: how was Karl in it? I don't remember hearing anything coming out of that movie except screams of, "My eyes, my eyes! Oh god it burns, my eyes!" Poor dear. JJ Abrams best get to work on the Star Trek sequel and rescue him stat.

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But that ain't gonna stop Kristen Wiig and Co. from trying, and man I hope they succeed!

I haven't bothered looking up box office predictions for this weekend, let me just cram hot needles into my eyes first and then I'll get to that favorite thing of mine right after that, but I've seen some chatter about Priest maybe doing well...? God, no. Who wants to see that thing? it looks so bad. There was a hot minute when I first heard about it, and Karl Urban and Cam Gigandet joined Bettany in the cast, that it sounded good on paper. But then I saw Legion, and then I saw Priest's trailers, and it just looks absolutely dire to me. DIRE. And no doubt the glimpse of him shirtless that you see in the trailer seen there will be the extent of it. They played me that way with Legion too! Fool me twice, shame on us all.

And Bridesmaids looks so good! And it's getting terrific reviews! Why would anyone on Earth choose post-converted-3D vampire-dreck over a retching Melissa McCarthy? I can't even comprehend it. 

Yadda yadda, head over to Celebrity Beehive where I speak upon these two films and all the other coming out this weekend.