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Today I'd rather be...

... hanging around with Kellan.

Click that to embiggen. Speaking of embiggened,

god he's just gotten huge. Too huge maybe?

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Today I'd rather be...

... rough-riding with a trashy Ryan Gosling. (via)

Wow, white-trash looks good on Ryan, who knew. Although has there been a look that hasn't worked on Ryan? (besides this one, of course) He even made that weird half-balding mustache look in Blue Valentine hot, if you ask me. Here he looks like he'd smack you in the side of the head with a beer bottle, belch, and then demand a blow-job. Hot!


These are from the set of The Place Beyond the Pines, which he's starring in for his Blue Valentine director Derek Cianfrance. It co-stars several other people plus Greta Gerwig! Hooray!


ETA There's three more shots of him all bleached-out and sleeveless (via) because this shit is fueling some good thoughts today, obviously. Obviously.

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Today I'd rather be...

... keeping cool with Elijah Wood.

Two things. One: The air conditioning in my office has broken down today and my brains are boiling. BOILING. Boiling. 

And two: Anybody else watching Wilfred? I kind of like Wilfred. It's not blowing my mind - note: like this HEAT is - but it's a decent viewing experience. Plus Elijah looks good these days.

But like I said: BOILING. So thoughts, all thoughts, not working. Just stare at pictures of water now.

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Today I'd rather be...

... kissing Becks' boo-boo and making it feel better. (via)

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I spent a hefty chunk of this weekend wishing I were frolicking about on a beach somewhere. I'm not a beach person so much but splashing about in some waves always sounds like a decent enough way to spend a few hours by the time July hits and the cement begins steaming here in NYC. Alas, besides the spritz of my showerhead I went completely undunked this weekend. But let's pretend we got our surf on by looking at Kellan Lutz and Eddie Cibrian and Zac Efron doing just that as we adjust our eyes and mindset to the work-week here this morning, eh? Eh.

Those shots of Zac and his High School Musical co-star Ashley Tisdale are just so unposed and natural! However did that camera-man find them there?

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Today I'd rather be...

... taking the plunge with Daniel Craig!

Guess what, you guys? It occurred to me this weekend when gay marriage passed that a totally awesome idea would be for me and Daniel Craig to sneak off and get secretly married and not tell anybody about it until it's like a whole week later. Wouldn't that be totally awesome?

What... what? WHAT? Damn you, Rachel Weisz! Damn you to hell! Or you know, congratulations, whatever.

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Today I'd rather be...

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... pumping with Joe. (via)

Today I'd rather be...

... striking a silent pose with Rudolph Valentino. (via)

Today I'd rather be...

... bending my knee to the royal.
(via) Hiya Prince Harry.

Today I'd rather be...

... making friction with the God of Thunder.

Rubber grounds you in case of lightning, right?
Ground me, Hemsworth. Ground me right up!

There are more pics from this, which I'll surely post once they make it online without annoying pink squiggle all over them.

Today I'd rather be....

... pole dancing with Matty Bomer.

(He likes the pole and the hole?)

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... sculpting Fassy.

I love the look on that guy's face kneeling in front of him. "Wha...? Caught me!" Lucky bitch.

Anyway y'all remember that music video wherein Michael Fassbender played a dude who turned all lumpy yet sexy satyr? Well some shots from a behind-the-scenes video of that video's shoot have shown up online (via; thanks for the heads-up Simone!) and since they feature a shirtless Michael Fassbender strutting and smirking and squatting I don't suppose I've got much of a choice but to post them, right? Right. Click 'em to make 'em grow.