Anne Hathaway Catwoman

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Doesn't that look so much better than anything you've seen advertising-wise for the new Planet of the Apes movie? I swear, why won't studios let me run them, I'd make them so much money.

Anyway whoops forgot to mention earlier this week that I'm off today through Tuesday! I know you guys need a lot of preparation to deal with my absence - medication, over-sized sunglasses, and what some might call excessive foot bathing is involved - so I apologize for springing this on you so suddenly. Send me the medical bills, I promise to make myself a nest out of them totally care.

Alright smartassery aside I do have something for you - my weekly write-up of the weekend's new movie releases is up at Celebrity Beehive. There's nothing out this weekend that I much want to see (although I could probably be dragged to Rise of the Planet of the Apes for the air-conditioning) - we're just holding our breath for next Friday when Final Destination 5 comes out. HELL YES. Y'all have a nice weekend! I'll be back Wednesday.

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As I opened up this here just released first trailer for Dream House, the horror thriller from director Jim Sheridan starring Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz and Naomi Watts, I fully expected to be crafting a post around the distinct lack of shirtless Daniel Craig therein. On the surface this just did not seem like the go-to project for Danny to be seen stripping down  - one look at the lack of perfect Patrick Wilson nakedness in Insidious earlier this year and you'll understand my mindset. I doubted his commitment... and that was my downfall. Because according to this trailer he's seen half-naked in at least three scenes, and is outfitted sufficiently snugly otherwise.

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Today I'd rather be...

... taking the plunge with Daniel Craig!

Guess what, you guys? It occurred to me this weekend when gay marriage passed that a totally awesome idea would be for me and Daniel Craig to sneak off and get secretly married and not tell anybody about it until it's like a whole week later. Wouldn't that be totally awesome?

What... what? WHAT? Damn you, Rachel Weisz! Damn you to hell! Or you know, congratulations, whatever.

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